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31/01/2011
I collected my new bike on Friday:

It
was a very cold ride back from Kenilworth, arriving home at 18:00 in -1
Degrees of cold. I'd gone prepared and taken my velcro heated grips
connected to 2m of cable with ring crimps on the end. Before I rode it
home I connected the cable to the bike battery and taped it along the
fuel tank to the bars, then fitted the grips. As it was my hands were
in great pain by the time I got back, if it hadn't been for the heated
grips I don't know how I'd have made it.
Sunday morning I decided to
show it a trail, so went to Matlock Bath via the steep green lane
descent from Darley Moor. It performed very well and I am very happy
with it. It wasn't as capable as the DR200 was, but then the DR200
wouldn't sit at 80MPH on the motorway.
Next up is to fit fork gaitors, scott oiler and strip and grease the rear suspension linkage and headstock bearings.
24/01/2011
Long
time no update. It's all change in the garage of Bob. Fazer gone, DR650
gone, DR200 gone, Monkey gone - all that's left is the old GS750 with
sidecar. I'm in the happy position now of having a wad of cash and
needing a bike, the choices are endless. It'll probably end up being a
600 / 650 enduro type thing, this is the sort of bike that suits me
best, kind of a 2 wheel Land Rover, a bike that'll do everything. That
DR650 would have been ideal except that I didn't like the noises coming
from the engine and it was just too damn big!
I finally got my
hardened swing arm bushes for the GS750 back, nearly 10 months later -
£40 for the pair, I'm happy enough with that.
The GS750 developed a misfire on a ride out last night. Turns out that one of the condensors had gone. A quick call to Manhattan's
in Sheffield turned one up, on the shelf. This really is a fantastic
bike shop, try phoning one of the big multi-franchise dealers and see
if they have a condensor for a 37 year old bike on the shelf!
The
DR200 was superb in the snow with the knobblies, but terrible on the
road. Top speed was down to 55MPH and it wandered around all over the
place. So whatever I get next has got to be able to "do snow". I found
these Snow Chains
and in light of my experience with the bungee cords I can see it
working. So I've ordered 10 cam lock straps and 2m of high tensile
chain from the The Ratchet Shop I'll post details of the build when the bits arrive.
Off topic, I've taken up HFT shooting with one of these:

The
craftmanship is superb, it's built in Czechoslovakia and they have a
long tradition of high quality engineering (especially when it comes to
shooters). It's small and light enough to carry on a motorbike and
accurate enough to win. Sorted.
12/12/2010
The
DR200 was unbelievably good in the snow. The bungee cord option was
obviously not a long term solution so I took the bike down to Manhattan
Motorcycles and fitted a set of knobbly tyres


These
are knobbly like a b*stard, amazingly they are road legal and the
performance in the snow is stunning. I'm plowing through 2ft snow and
hitting snow drifts laughing like an idiot!
I had a topbox left over from the CG125 I briefly owned so I swatted that on to add a little practicality to the plot

It's the quick removal type so can be whipped off for off road rides.
I've been looking whistfully at Monkey Bikes again, this one turned up on Preloved.co.uk

It's
a Skyteam 110 with a "monster" 120 high comp engine fitted. It's very
tidy but it had a few issues. The exhaust, whilst very neat was blasting
over the top of the right shock and blowing from the front of the
silencer. I made up this aluminium plate to shield the shock

This should do the job, also a little fireputty sealed the silencer to the down pipe.
The
main problem was the lack of headlights, because the engine is not the
original there was some confusion about the wiring loom. It turns out
that the engine has a 2-phase alternator (like the original) and a
seperate CDI exciter coill and hall effect pick up. Testing with the
DVM showed a healthy output from the alternator when tested across the
2 phases but that one of the phases produced no output with respect to
earth (the bike frame). Continuity checks showed that there was no
connection between the alternator and earth so we must have a ground
referenced alternator i.e. one of the phases is coupled to earth via
inductance. The solution was to simply swap the phases over, now the
earth referenced phase goes through the rectifier to earth and the
other powers the lights (direct ac) and the battery.
After being
parked out under 2ft of snow the car wouldn't start (battery flat),
this made me think that I hadn't run the outfit since I got back from
Wales in September. Sure enough it wouldn't start, it ran the battery
flat cranking over. Much use of the boost pack saw it running like a
turd on 3 cylinders. Oh well, I whipped the carbs off and
stripped and cleaned them, I charged the battery, drained the tank and
added 20 litres of fresh petrol. Result! It ran like a good 'un again.
I took it out for a blast, up and down the dual carriageway at 75 to
80\MPH gave it a good blow through. On returning to town it started
spluttering, then cut out. Arse! I hadn't taken any tools with me,
luckily it was easy to diagnose the fault because there were no
electrics at all. Sure enough the fuse holder had fallen apart. I used
my trusty Leatherman to strip back the wires and twisted them together,
that got me home.

Under the side panel I set to soldering a new fuse holder in place. Sorted.
01/12/2010
It's
snowed then! I pressed the little DR200 into service. A test ride on
Tuesday night showed a dissapointing lack of grip from the rear tyre. I
stretched a dozen bungee cords round the front and back tyres and tried
again - sorted!
Wednesday morning came with even more snow. Not to be deterred I set off for work, here's the front of the office


It
was clear this was going to be a non-starter so I locked the place back
up and set off home. As I was leaving a colleague turned up in his car.
The snow was about 18" deep and it flooded the engine bay and stalled
his car. He had to abandon it and walk home.
Out on the roads the
only things moving were me and a few Land Rovers, the modern "pretend"
4x4's were doing better than the cars but even they couldn't climb the
hills I could.








20/11/2010
It's
me 40th birthday next month. I've been struggling to think of something
to do that's suitably out of the ordinary. Then I saw an advert for
this Wheelie School in MCN - sorted! They use Fazer 600's too - I've got one of those :o)
They have a session on the 4th of December - I'll be there.
17/11/2010
The
replacement shock arrived for the Fazer so I went about fitting it.
It's necessary to remove the entire suspension linkage mechanism to get
it out, but it's a good excuse to grease all the bearings, so that's
what I did. Here's the old shock in the box the new one arrived in,
just before I threw it in the wheelie bin.

Whilst
I was crawling about at the back of the bike I got a shock. I'd been
having bit of fun on it recently but I was surprised to find the
back tyre looking like this


I
can only put this down to the back shock being knackered. This tyre was
fine when I set off to Kegworth and the round trip was only 120 miles
or so.
The garage is getting a bit full with the arrival of the DR650

15/11/2010
I
don't know about you but I find back shock absorbers to be boring and /
or an annoyance. It's easy to think that they're not that important,
they just sit there gathering crud and then costing you three hundred
quid when the bike fails its MOT. Well, I've had an education this week
. I'd felt the Fazer's handling going off and a harsh knock had begun
to intrude when hitting the bigger bumps. On my ride to Kegworth and
Macclesfield the other day I even pulled into a garage to check the
tyres weren't flat. On one run the bike set up a weave at high speed
(very high speed but I'll leave you to guess). Yesterday I found a
puddle of oil under the bike, it turns out the shock has gone. That
explains the problem. I wouldn't have believed how nasty the bike
turned due to the loss of a couple of hundred cc's of damping oil.
Luckily I snapped up one on Ebay for £30 so when that comes it'll be
sorted.
14/11/2010
The
DR200 cam was finally ready for collection and I've been fancying a
change so I combined a run down to Kegworth (for the cam) with a ride
over to Macclesfield to test ride a BMW F650GS. It was over 100 miles
round trip and I enjoyed every second! Here's the DR cam refaced and
ground

Loverly
jubberly. It took under and hour to fit the cam and take the bike out
for a ride - it sounds a lot quieter now. It took under 40 minutes to
re-visit the cam and clamp the tab washer down onto the bolts that hold
the sprocket to the camshaft - yes I'd forgotten to do it...
Stuart
returned the X7 tank having brazed the hole. I fitted the tap and put a
spot of fuel in - it leaked! Not to be deterred I did a spot o research
and came up with the idea of silver soldering. All you need is a
propane torch and some flux. The problem was how to apply a blow torch
to a fuel tank without suffering 3rd degree burns and shrapnel wounds.
I concluded that the best way to proceed was to evaporate any remaining
fuel and then flush with air. I have a single boiler ring which I use
for heating castings to sweat in bearings. Here's the tank on the
boiler ring.

There
was a white mist coming out of the filler cap, that was petrol vapour -
exceedingly dangerous. Next I flushed the tank through using the air
line. Shining an LED torch in there showed that the inside was bone dry
and the air was clear. Not wanting to take risks I strapped the blow
lamp to a long piece of metal.

Then with my (full face) welding mask on I lowered the torch into the filler neck of the tank

This
proved the tank was safe to work on. I mixed up my flux and went for
it. Silver soldering is really satisfying and when you see the solder
flowing over and into the cherry red hot steel it's quite an
experience. Here's my first soldering attempt.

You
can see that the silver solder is a lighter colour than the surrounding
brass. The result of this was that the tank sprung a leak in another
place. Three more heat, flush and solder cycles resulted in leaks
popping up all over the place. I gave up, the tank is obviously
knackered. I resisted the temptation to smash it up with my sledge
hammer (which is unusual for me), so maybe in the future I can cut
the rotten section out and replace it with new steel. For now
I've settled for buying a replacement tank on ebay. We'll see what
happens....
07/11/2010
Here's
my Fazer 600 and Quecha quick erect tent (both superb bits of kit) at
the rally. The Fazer is wearing the Delkevic stubby end can I fitted
last week.

Back
from the rally, Fazer spare engine No.2 and X7 spare engine No.1 had
arrived on the Friday and I was struggling for space. Down to Machine
Mart for a set of heavy duty shelves.
Here's GS750 spare engine No.3 on the chain hoist.


Here's the engine on the top shelf. You can see GS750 spare engine No.1, No.2 and No.3 and Fazer 600 spare engine No.1 and No.2

Here's
the end result. That's 3 GS750 engines, 2 Fazer 600 engines and an X7
engine. This was no mean feat, the GS750 engines are unbelievably heavy.

While
I was at Machine Mart I finally got round to buying a fire
extinguisher. It's a foam type and so can be used on all types of fires.

03/11/2010
I've
been looking on Evil Bay for a tank for the X7, there's obviously an
issue with these. This on had dents but was supposed to be solid, it
went for £127 - which to me is a lot of money for a dented tank for an
old 250

This one has no bids - I think that the part of the description that says "in need of repair" is something of an understatement!

Seriously, what the hell can you do with that!
Anyway
problem solved, fellow club member, experienced fabricator, engineer,
welder and all round good egg Stuart has taken the tank away and he's
going to braze it back into working order. It helps that he already
owns the gas torch and bottles required for the job too.
31/10/2010
I've
just booked ferry tickets for next July to go back to France. There
should be five of us going if it all pans out as expected - wohoo!
Had a bit of a set-back on the X7, the fuel tank leaks.

There's
quite a bit of bronze braizing underneath, which is to be expected
since it's had the rear section turned into an oil tank. After draining
it the leak was revealed to come from here

Well,
it's an opportunity to learn a new skill. The most difficult bit is
figuring out how to bring a blowtorch to bear without suffering 3rd
dergree burns and shrapnel wounds....
Also I've been looking at the
oil filler cap. It has no breather, which means a vacuum will form as
oil is drawn from the tank, which means oil will not come from the
tank, which means BANG! Another job for the old Southbend Heavy 10
lathe.

Another brief run out has convinced me that the X7 is the way to go so I bought a complete running engine on the Bay...

30/10/2010 - Later the same day
The
X7 is nearly done. I've finished the electrics, made a lock to hold the
seat shut (it didn't have one) and finished off tidying up the
handlebar clamps which were ugly as f**k.
Viewed from this angle I think it makes sense.

Also
I carried on preparing the Fazer for the winter campaign. I put heated
grips on the other day and today it was time to fit fork gaiters. I
don't like replacing fork seals and if the bike has gaiters there's
never a need to do so. The bare fork thing happened in the 70's when it
was considered cool to look like the track bikes. Anyway I think it's
bollox, the idea of having a bearing surface (the stanchion) exposed to
road salt. grit and rain is insane. I've said it before and I'll say it
again - fork gaiters should be a legal requirement. Here's the right
leg ready to refit.

The gaiter fitted to the leg. I smear the unswept area under the gaiter with lithium grease

Here's
the finished job, it was also a good oportunity to grease the wheel
spindle and apply coppaslip to all the fixing bolts involved.

30/10/2010
X7
Ahahahaaaaaaahahaaaaaa!!!! I've just taken it out up and down the
big hill. It lifts the front wheel in 1st, 2nd and 3rd :o)
I was
going to put it on the road as is to decide if I want to keep it, then
maybe send the engine to Stan Stephens - I know the pistons are
flapping about in the bores but it rides OK.
Anyway as a result of that 5 minute test ride, I'm definately keeping it!!!
29/10/2010
X7
again, tonight I replaced the left hand fork seal and fitted gaiters to
both fork legs. I stripped and regreased the headstock bearings, made a
bracket to mount the ignition switch under the tank, sorted the wiring
loom, connected the battery. With all that done I bled the oil pump,
fired it up and rode it up and down the street. Once I figured out that
the gearchange pattern is reversed due to the rearset linkage set-up it
was obvious that the bike is little gem ! What and experience; The
noise, the smell, the discomfort etc.. marvelous!

I'm not sure that the tail unit suits it, but for now that's what it's got....
28/10/2010
More work on the X7, I finished fettling the rearsets and bunged the exhausts back on.

Next
was the kickstart. It was flopping about (you can see in the photo
above) and actually fell off the shaft when you tried to use it as
there was no retaining clip. I took a cone cutter and file to a
mudguard washer and then cut a retaining clip from some 1mm alloy plate

When fitted this held the kickstart on perfectly

So
the remaining problem was that it flapped about. There were no detent
balls fitted, here are two bicycle headstock ball bearings and a spring
I found kicking around in my box of lathe turning stock


I
put these in the drillway in the kickstart boss and rammed the
kickstart lever on, it took several attempts and lots of swearing but I
got it on in the end.
Then I fitted my washer and retaining plate and bent up the ends to stop it coming off.

Job
done, I'll change the leaking fork seal and fit gaiters next. There was
only one fuel tank mounting rubber, so until a new one arrives I can't
fit the fuel tank and run it up, hopefully that'll be at the weekend.
27/10/2010
I've
made progress on the X7 project. It has no sidestand because the
spannies preclude it's use. The centre stand was worn so that both
tyres were on the ground at the same time. It turns out that the bushes
were badly worn allowing it to slop around. Time to break out the
lathe..

I
only had a stainless bar in the right size so that was bunged in. I
don't enjoy turning stainless, it work hardens so you have to cut it
slowly and hard. I was spinning it at 50 RPM using the back gear and
taking 1mm off at a pass, as you can see it generated some heat. Next I
bored down the centre to 10mm and then snipped the two bushes off with
the parting tool. Here you can see the two new bushes at the top and
the two worn out old ones at the bottom.

Here are the new bushes with the nice new bright coated tensile allen bolts that I used

Once
installed the bike sits with 1/2" of clearance below the rear wheel -
sorted. Next I stripped and greased both rearset mechanisms. Next up -
refit the rearsets and exhausts and change the horrible huge left hand
switch gear for one of those little custom jobbies that just has Hi/Dip
and horn.

26/10/2010
Well
I've had a nightmare with my web authoring software. I use Kompozer
which is generally OK but it struggles to open web pages that have a
lot of embedded images. This meant that I couldn't load in the "Bob's
Blog" page and therefore I couldn't edit it! Filezilla came to the
rescue; it's a proper FTP client so I could download the Bob's Blog
file and images to my laptop and then Kompozer was happy to load it in
locally and publish from there. Anyway, sorry it's boring as hell but
that's why I haven't updated recently.
So, to bikes! The DR200
turns out not to be quite the bargain I thought. It was a little noisy
on the top end. I lifted the cam cap and found this:



Yes,
they're all knackered. The difference between this and the NX650 is
that the NX650's problems were caused by oil starvation and the DR200's
by some idiot not adjusting the tappets. Really, it's got 2 valves, it
takes less than 10 minutes to set the tappets - my 2 1/2 year old
daughter could do it, so if you are the previous owner of this bike I
dub thee an utter prat for not doing them!
I've taken the cam and followers down to SEP who are going to do their thing and return them better than new....
I'm
loving the FZS600 Fazer, I've just bought it a couple of early
Christmas presents; A "Delkevic" titanium stubby silencer which sounds
great and has really opened up the top end performance and an HID gas
discharge headlight kit. The weakest point on the MKI Fazer is the
headlights which are pathetic, I was struggling to hold 60MPH down
roads I knew well. With the HID installed ton up night time riding is
the order of business :o)

At
Newark on Sunday I bought an X7 cafe racer. It needs quite a bit of
work but it runs and should be a laugh. I'll post photos when there's
something to see.