Phil - Deputy Chairman
"This one's typical of the lot, constable - no respect."
Bob - Rally Sec
"Yes, sergeant, this bearded bastard's been seen riding his bloody bike over the fields at the back of our nick..."
Eddie - Events, security, etc.
"This one fancy's himself a bit. What's that constable: you don't fancy him do you?"
Leafy (far left)
"All the friends together, eh? I think I've seen one of them before...
in Razzle magazine.... Yes, that's right - the one with the beard..."
Linda
"She's been known to be a bit gobby.
That attitude won't cut any ice with Judge Pickles...."
Andy - 'Alive!'
"Don't be fooled by this one. You wouldn't believe that innocent looking young face
harboured the mind of a raving wierdo, would you?"
Mick - not on his current bike
"We'll be doing a stop and search on this one. Possibly body cavity..."
Simon - not on his current bike
"He'll be heading for a 5-year stretch with that haircut..."
Seb - presents his bike to Bob
"A good dose of tear gas and we'll give him 42 days at Her Majesty's..."
Fish - Web author
"This little pervert's been seen listening to progressive rock!
Taser the little shit and we'll get him on a plane to Guantanamo..."
English Rob
"Fancy's himself as a bit of a 50's bin-man type, does he?
Give me 5 minutes alone with him, sergeant, and he'll sing like a canary."
Rob
"Thinks he's clever, burning Health & Safety Regs, does he?
He won't be smiling when he's got a £500 fine..."
John
"This one'll soon be falling down the stairs at the nick..."
Fray - on his Busa
"Thinks he's hard, eh?
A quick dose of the nightstick and he'll soon be helping with enquiries..."
Pru
"She looks like a bit of a handful. Take the Taser along..."
